Ruin A Wish

Granted, but it's only always the year 2008 during replays of TV series and movies.

I wish everyone had a Happy New Year.

Jay.J wrote:

Granted, but it's only always the year 2008 during replays of TV series and movies.

I wish everyone had a Happy New Year.

Granted, but some people had such a happy new year that they can't really remember it and instead only have a headache to remember the new year by.

I wish each person could be granted one wish so long as that wish didn't involve hurting, killing, mutilating, etc anyone else or anything else.

Granted, but it turns out everyones wish happens to cancel out everyones wish. So it would be like Jay.J wishes for a cookie, Aqua wishes Jay.J didn't have a cookie. Nothing ends up happening.

I wish I could see 360 degrees around myself and around corners, and block stuff out that I didn't want to see at will.

Granted but in order to block thing out at wiull you would have to know it was there at some point, making you see things that are harmful to yourself.

I wish for the ability to see people's dreams as they sleep.

granted, but you get embarassed because a friend of yours is ready even when you don't want him to be *wink*

I wish for a piece of paper.

Granted, but it's only nanometers wide.

I wish I had nothing.

Granted, but nothing is actually the name of the newest, coolest toy... for two year olds.

I wish I had the ability to move through space and time at will with no ill effects to myself.

Granted, you screw up the space-time continuum though and end up being your own grandfather.

I wish I had already graduated from university.

SkapeGoat wrote:

Granted but dbc spills it on his dog +(

I wish for another wish ?

how do you spill a solid? lol?


granted... but you graduated from the university of idiots.

i wish for a transdimensional nuclear bomb which ripped apart the very fabric of space and time, thus destroying all dimensions and multiverses.

oh yes-- the bomb works, cannot be sabotaged, and it is set off automatically.

Granted but only you live spending the rest of eturnety by yourself =](lol nvm allready happing to you xD ) joking <3 you Kuro


I wish that i never wished this wish

you create a paradoxical loop thus removing you from your dimension and leaving you eternally flying through space-time.

i wish i knew what exactly happened to rhys no matter how sorrowful it is.

Granted but its in another topic, and its not the entire story!!!

I wish people would look at my topic!

Granted, but the topic gets deleted.

I wish I could find my watch.

you find it but its broke and cant be fixed



I wish i could pass in school

The guy you passed the basketball to was not looking,resulting in a broken nose. His goonies decide to pay you a visit and beat the *^%$ out of you.

I wish I knew how to turn pickles into cucumbers.

You figure out how to de-pickle pickles and turn them back to cucumbers, but this angers God who goes old testament and smites your ass.

I wish Blizzard would quit stalling StarCraft II's release. I don't want to see video of other people playing with commentators that make the game almost comical - I want to play the thing while I still have some free time... damn it.

Granted. Instead of stalling for a release date, they scrap the project. SC II is never released. All videos of SC II are also purged off the internet. You also run out of free time.

I wish Aqua had more free time.

Granted, but that free time is restricted to the outdoors. O_o

I wish I was a computer.

Granted, but you're an obsolete model that gets scrapped.

I wish Sin was a Human.

already is.

i wish the trivia bot didnt ask us to spell the magic word from mary poppins... (supercalafragilisticexpialadocious) -.-

actually i wish for only things i would consider good things to happen.

Granted, but the things you consider good are bad for the earth, causing it to slowly wither and die.

Granted, but then the bot asks you spell incredibly long German words instead.

I wish that no wish made with love in mind would not be granted in kind. (i.e. any wish made with love in mind would be granted).

Granted but later you get 3 wishes and try to wish for something you love (Pie, soda, Etc.) and its denied and you go home and weep

I wish for this wish to no happen

Granted, it happens because I misread it and thought you said you wanted to give me chocolate.

I wish I had chocolate. O WAIT, I already got some. Thanks Tank. I wish....I had a perfect sense of time.

Granted, but it's for halfway across the globe.

I wish that it was the real Rhys this time that came back.

I would grant your wish, but only Rhys can do that.

I wish the same thing that SinisteRing wishes. Please grant our wishes.