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TanK_OwneR
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:59 pm

Granted but you learn your adopted and the president gives the launch codes to Iraq

I wish for a shiny nickle
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:25 pm

you get the shiniest nickel in the world but accidentally use it for a soda, though the machine screws up and eats your money.

i wish i was mortal who died eventually.

btw i dont care how my life turns out, as long as im a mortal who dies eventually.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:53 pm

Granted, but you are brought back to life and die countless times from being experimented on by scientists.

I wish that no wish was ever repeated. (Looking @ you tank, that was my wish and it was granted...but it turned out to be chocolate.)

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:03 pm

granted.



i wish for shiny nickel, unrefined.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:29 pm

LOL's

Granted, but it shines so bright that you are blinded and can no longer appreciate anything that is "shiny."

I wish for the freedom to do anything.



@Kuro... what do you mean a mortal that dies eventually? That's kind of redundant given that mortals, by definition, have to die eventually. Perhaps you meant immortal that dies eventually, but that doesn't make sense either unless you're going at it metaphorically and thinking that you'll be remembered (which some people believe that this makes you "immortal") for eternity. In which case, your body would die, but your essence would "live on" in peoples' minds.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:32 pm

Granted, but it costs you your life.

I'm going to try something experimental...

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who wasn't a sociopath that was sick of my shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:49 pm

turns out he's a con artist who loves your shit and ends up stealing everything you hold dear.

i wish i had no emotions, died eventually and stayed dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:08 pm

Granted, but eventually turns into infinity.

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who wasn't a con artist or sociopath, who wouldn't kill me nor take my shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:39 pm

mahfuz ends up being a terrorist who's mission is to kill your neighbor. he befriends you in order to get close to the target. sadly, you are caught in the explosion.

i wish the next post wouldn't get deleted. (if i see a post there, then my wish is granted)
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:30 am

Granted, but the post is so hideously inflammatory that it deserves to get deleted.

I wish I could see something nonsensical like a rain of cats and dogs from the comfort of my cat-and-dog-rain-proof home.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:55 am

AquaAscension wrote:
Granted, but the post is so hideously inflammatory that it deserves to get deleted.

I wish I could see something nonsensical like a rain of cats and dogs from the comfort of my cat-and-dog-rain-proof home.

Granted, but the cats are actually bobcats, and the dogs are actually English Mastiff's. As they rain down, many people are injured, and it turns out one of your siblings had a bobcat land on them, and fractured their skull. Almost killing them, but leaving them with the disorder synesthesia.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:02 am

DBC wishes for more cyanide.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:54 am

Granted but a duck swoops down and eats it all then flies over a lake and shortly after plummets to the water

i wish for wings!
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:36 am

Granted, but they are scorched by the sun when you start to fly and you fall to your death.

I wish I had a boyfriend named Mahfuz who didn't take my shit, nor kill me or anything near me.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:43 am

due to mahfuz never being near, the two of you lose contact and mahfuz eventually forgets you and moves on, leaving you deserted, crushed, and boyfriend-less.


i wish the evil monkey in my closet would go away.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:54 am

Granted, but then the evil monkey haunts your youngest sibling who grows up deranged and blames it all on you for pawning off the evil monkey on aforementioned sibling.

What if one wishes for something bad...?

I wish for pain and suffering.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:39 am

granted

you cut yourself.

but due to you being a masochist who enjoys pain, you brain triggers endorphines and you enter a state of bliss, which you then die in (from blood loss).


DBC wishes for more cyanide, but this time, mercury thyocyanide.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:36 am

Granted but dbc spills it on his dog +(

I wish for another wish ?
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:22 am

SkapeGoat wrote:
Granted but dbc spills it on his dog +(

I wish for another wish ?

Granted, but your next wish was a dud, and exploded in your face.

I wish for cyanide capsules.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:31 pm

Granted but they all are duds

i wish for windex to clean this computer screen
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:13 pm

Granted but the windex turned to be dud.

I wish people would actually corrupt a wish and not just say whatever they wished for was a dud.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:02 pm

Granted, but your wish turned out to be a dud and so people will still have the urge to do it despite a slight voice in their heads telling them that a greater power has forbade them to do such.

I wish I could kick through 25 concrete blocks at once without breaking myself or anyone else.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:09 pm

AquaAscension wrote:
Granted, but your wish turned out to be a dud and so people will still have the urge to do it despite a slight voice in their heads telling them that a greater power has forbade them to do such.

I wish I could kick through 25 concrete blocks at once without breaking myself or anyone else.
Granted. By the force of the kick sends the Earth tectonic plates into turmoil, resulting in massive, worldwide natural disasters.

I wish for... A mountain dew, that is safe to drink. It will not kill me, kill anyone else, hurt anyone, taste bad, explode, and would have the exact ingredients listed on the back.

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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:36 pm

granted, but it makes you have to piss like a racehorse, and the caffeine screws with your sleep cycle.

I wish to not have a wish.
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PostSubject: Re: Ruin A Wish   Thu Jan 01, 2009 3:40 am

The make a wish foundation finds out and decides to kill you in your sleep with a toaster.
I wish for it to always be the year 2008
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