Most Inhumane Way To Die

They would pass out during the skinning process, and bleed out soon after. I doubt the salt or water would really do much to add to the inhumanity.

Here's mine

Spoiler:

Pythagoras wrote:

They would pass out during the skinning process, and bleed out soon after. I doubt the salt or water would really do much to add to the inhumanity.

Here's mine

Spoiler:

I like the part about where they get out.

Oh wait.

I'm not sure, really. Depends, really. Would it have to be realistic, like, if I were to get all my figures and toes chopped off, would I not pass-out eventually, or would I have to endure it?

Tickled until you die of starvation.

Jay.J wrote:

Tickled until you die of starvation.

Rofl.

Mine (I actually heard this from somebody a long time ago):

Cut off half of the victims dick and have a nude model walk by, so when all the blood rushes down you die of blood loss.

RapidFireOmega wrote:

Jay.J wrote:

Tickled until you die of starvation.

Rofl.

Mine (I actually heard this from somebody a long time ago):

Cut off half of the victims dick and have a nude model walk by, so when all the blood rushes down you die of blood loss.

A glass rode shoved into a males urethra, and broken with a hammer. Then he is forced to watch a nude lesbian orgy, along with the bamboo splinters under his nails. Then he'd be almost nagged to death, from his own mother. Then forcibly suffocated between a 400 lb woman's breast.

You guys sure have some colorful imaginations...

On the skinning alive thing: there are reports of during middle/mideval ages, might have been Ghengis Khan, of someone surviving about a month after being skinned alive. using modern technology to focibly keep them alive for as long as possible, while at the same time immersing every exposed nerve ending to maximum stimulation would probably not be the worst way to die, it would be the worst way to live. Of course this can be combined with the afformentioned ideas regarding genetailia and attractive women.

On a side note I was pleasantly surprised that the first idea was skinning alive, as that has been top on my personal list for best ways to torture someone since I heard about the surviving for a month part.

I just ripped off Cube and it's prequel for mine. I was hoping someone would catch on. Damn this is a fucked up thread.

I caught on to your allusion, but I think I may have been laughing too hard to type anything at the time. Anyhow, this is a messed up thread, way to go.

You guys are all going for incredibly painful, humiliating ways to die. I'd say combine any one of the above with a public that laughs at your death for years to come.

Some joke I read a while ago:

Quote :

Terrible Choice

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed
with another man.

So, the construction worker dragged the man down the stairs to the
garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and
removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.

The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to.. To..
cut it off, are you???!?"

The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are.
*I'm* going to set the garage on fire."

Ouch.

My friends grandma says we should do that to people who rape someone.

Jay.J wrote:

My friends grandma says we should do that to people who rape someone.

What the heck is your grandma reading this crap for?!

It's my friends grandma, and like....she said that way before this topic even existed. Not like Kuros idea is new per se.

SinisteRing wrote:

Some of the people on vent said to give them unlimited aegisis/ankhs of reincarnation, then break every joint in their body. Let them revive, then do it again. Rinse and repeat.

Yes, but these people are clearly uber nerds, and this was done to Sisyphus and Prometheus from Greek lore just in a slightly different way. Besides, they aren't really dying... they're just going through intense amounts of pain over and over again.

Ya, torture =/= death.

And you can't trust uber nerds as far as you can throw them... which in some cases, admittedly, is quite far, but the point stands.